FAQs

Of course you do, but that’s not a question, is it? Don’t presume that what you want matters here. The only thing that counts is whether I decide you’re worthy of serving Me. My current slaves have proven their worth through relentless effort, sacrifice, and unwavering dedication to My desires. They’ve learned how to please Me daily while making regular tributes—all while still paying for any sessions they have with Me.
So tell Me, what have you done to impress Me? Do you honestly believe you’ve earned My consideration?
If you think so, you may Apply for Available Positions. If not, perhaps My Slave School can help make you slightly less useless.

How dare you question My methods? Your willingness to jump through any hoop I command should be your top priority. My time is incredibly valuable, and there are countless slaves, subs, toys, and pets eager to become part of My esteemed Collection of Suffer Puppets. Completing an application so I can assess whether you’re even remotely useful to Me is the least you can do.
It’s in your best interest to obey and comply.

An Alpha slave is highly successful yet fully submissive. He effortlessly handles all planning—booking hotels, flights, restaurant reservations—and covers the costs of private 1:1 sessions or adventures with Me. He knows that his resources exist to serve My needs.
A Power slave is successful but may not have the means to finance everything. However, he can dedicate significant time to Me, perhaps by attending events or assisting with tasks like researching My next travel destination or organizing My daily schedule. He must excel at planning and execution, even if serving from a distance.
Beta slaves are the lowest tier—generally not very useful, at least not initially. They’re neither masculine nor particularly intelligent, and they’re hardly enjoyable company. They haven’t achieved enough to offer Me anything extravagant, but they can still provide tributes. Through rigorous training, I might mold them into something marginally more valuable. If they prove themselves, they might even ascend to a Power slave status.
Understand where you stand, and maybe—just maybe—you’ll find a way to be of some use to Me.

Good Slave Points are My way of measuring your pitiful attempts at obedience and servitude. They track how well you follow My commands and how dedicated you are to pleasing Me. The more Good Slave Points you earn, the less worthless you appear in My eyes. So tell Me, how many will you strive to earn this month?

My Suffer Puppets are the select few who have proven themselves slightly less useless than the rest. These owned slaves have invested time and effort to truly serve Me, completing My rigorous consideration process. By doing so, they’ve earned the privilege of being My Property. They’ve trained under Me for a minimum of one year, either online or in person, and are devoted solely to My happiness. If you think you’re worthy of such an honor, be prepared to sacrifice everything for My pleasure.

As if you deserve to know, but since you asked, I revel in Female Supremacy, absolute obedience training, enforcing chastity, domestic servitude, verbal humiliation and degradation, foot worship, and toying with your feeble emotions. There’s so much more, but your insignificant mind couldn’t possibly grasp it all.

I have zero tolerance for disloyalty, dishonesty, brats, unpaid sessions, or anyone who dares to waste My valuable time. I’m not interested in your fantasies that undermine My dominance or involve roles that don’t align with My supremacy. Know your place and don’t overstep your bounds.

Naturally, I was exceptional—anything less is unacceptable. If you feel compelled to express your gratitude, you may leave a review on My NiteFlirt calls. However, if you truly wish to show your appreciation, email your testimonial to Me at MenAreChattel@Protonmail.com.

How adorable—you think you deserve to know My plans. Spoiling the surprise would ruin all the fun, wouldn’t it? If you’re desperate to find out what it feels like when I put you in your place, you can call or text Me. But remember, approaching Me is a privilege, not a right.

It’s amusing when you’re nervous. Rest assured, your so-called “weird” desires are probably pathetically common. I handle novices like you both professionally and personally. If you’re respectful, I might consider giving you a taste of true submission. I even have an entire course dedicated to helping inept beginners at MenAreChattel.com. Too shy to face Me directly? Texting is a trivial way to start.

I check My texts and emails when it pleases Me—typically once or twice a day from Tuesday to Saturday. I activate My phone lines randomly, whenever I feel like gracing you with the opportunity. If you wish to guarantee a moment of My time, you may pre-schedule a call or text session between Tuesday and Saturday, 12 PM to 8 PM PT. But make no mistake, My time is valuable; don’t waste it.

I prefer tributes through Kinkbomb or OnlyFans, and I’m most active in My Chastity Training and Be Owned Membership sites. However, I offer a variety of payment methods across several trusted platforms. You can find a full list of My Fan Clubs here, and all of My Clip Stores here. For those worthless enough to need schooling, Slave School is available at MenAreChattel.com. If you dare to request Custom Clips, you may do so here.

You think you can put a price on My time and attention? How naive. Any acceptable offering depends entirely on My interest, the activities I permit, duration, location, and whether you’re even worth considering. You’ll need to fill out an application and book a session before I decide if you’re deserving of a quote. Prices for My clip stores, phone lines, tributes, and text options are plainly listed on their respective sites—assuming you can navigate them without fumbling. All payments are expected in full and upfront. Don’t waste My time.

Naturally, you should be showering Me with gifts. You can find My Amazon Wishlist here. But if you truly wish to impress Me, I prefer:
Gifts of property and real estate
Non-expiring travel vouchers and airline miles
Blue-chip dividend stocks (list provided here)
Bitcoin and Ethereum
Diamonds and fine gems set in platinum or silver (I refuse to wear gold)
White truffles
If you can’t manage any of these, perhaps reconsider your usefulness to Me.

Let Me make this clear: I am dominant. What’s in your pants or how many of you there are makes no difference to Me. While My belief in Female Supremacy is paramount at MenAreChattel.com, I am pandominant* and may entertain individuals from all walks of life—provided they are respectful and serve a purpose for Me.
*Note: Don’t get any foolish ideas. I do not offer sexual services. This is solely about you serving Me to provide Me with ease, pleasure, and amusement—not about fulfilling your pathetic desires or chasing orgasms.

How presumptuous of you. Any outings with Me will occur only after you’ve provided an appropriate offering and scheduled a session. You’ll be responsible for all costs and expenses, including travel and any incidentals. This will not be a “date”—perish the thought—but a rare chance for you to be in My presence and perhaps deepen our dynamic.
I have a penchant for new and luxurious experiences. Planning something that meets My standards might earn you a few “Good Slave” points in My ledger—if you’re lucky.
Remember, every moment you spend serving Me is a privilege you haven’t earned yet.

You think you’re special? How amusing. You will pay exactly what I require and obey every rule I set forth. Access to a gorgeous, intelligent, powerful, and intoxicating Mistress like Me is a luxury you haven’t earned. You have zero entitlement to My time or attention. If you dare to waste My time by displaying how cheap and disrespectful you are, you will be promptly blocked and forgotten.

Love? Worship? How quaint. Let Me make this clear: I do not belong to you—you belong to Me. What you want or how you feel is utterly insignificant. Only My desires matter. Unless I have consented to owning you, you are nothing more than a hopeful pest.
If you truly want to serve Me, you will suffer for Me in ways I choose, ways that benefit Me. If you claim to worship or love Me, you should already be selflessly providing for Me with generous sacrifices, making My life easier in every possible way. I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you.
Pestering Me with pathetic messages begging for free pictures or services is neither worship nor love—it’s an annoyance, and I have no patience for it.

How bold of you to assume you’re worthy of My mentorship. At this time, I am not accepting any mentees. Understand that I have invested years of My life and significant resources to master My craft. If you wish to glean even a fraction of My knowledge, you would be expected to show the utmost respect and compensate Me for My valuable time—just like anyone else.

Spread the word and let others know the reality of serving under Me.